Think about it...Beards really are like Boobs!
- People want to touch them, but it's rude to do it without asking.
- While not everyone can really have 'em, EVERYBODY loves 'em!
- Guys in bars will buy you drinks for that reason alone.
- You have to remind people, "My eyes are up here!"
- They can get in the way of normal, everyday activities
- When we're deep in thought we stroke them.
- If my date has her hands on the beard enough, it is likely we are going to have sex.
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